Varsity 2007

The day came at last. Had a team breakfast at Baroque, full english for 3.75. okay, so later that evening Winston was to dress up as a woman, this was due to the bet he had with Dan that he would lose his virginity before March, unfortunately, poor Winston wasn't able to lure the females to his bedroom, so he had to pay the price, adn become Wilma for the night.
Okay, so we lost the game, the final game as Sunderland Kings, we lost 6-0, which in Soccer terms is 1-0, lol! I can't believe it, Teesside had a female player, fo real. and No she wasn't a butch, muscled lesbian. She was this flexible, feminine girl. Dave Tuck, our safety was too scared to hit her, coz she was lady. Haha, had I known I'd have whooped her Portia ass, welcome her to the world of American Football, if she thinks coz shes a lady ppl would avoid her and she'll score points like dat, I say 'Fuck dat', Flatten her and say 'U got served!'
She turned out to be real 'cool', every guy was Oogling over her when she worked the pole, damn, all dat attention, crazy shit.
Wilma came out in the evening, everyone laughed and jeered. The evening was real fun. Ryan was too damn drunk (on his birthday) to go into to the last club. We took the bus back at 1AM, the bus was full of drunk men, chanting (u kno the English and thier chants) and doing crazy stuff. So there, that's Varsity 4 y'ass. Good night.