Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Absolutely Bored Shitless


Ever had one of those times where there's absolutely nothing to do? I'm having it right now. I'm thinking of writing a Valentine's Day poem, not a love poem, I feel Scroogy so it'll be after I drink three tumblers of 'Haterade'. Yeah, bored, just watched Ugly Betty, right now I don't know what to do. Our living room is in a mess, and I found a bag of Mary J on the table, 'it gets wierder and wierder each day'. What's next, Cocaine in the salt dispenser? Okay, ........err.......I've been telling myself, 'Julian- you gotta go to the gym, gotta get your LL Cool J on', but I end up lying in bed imagining myself all Cool J'd up, but I can't find the energy to walk to the damn gym.

Yesterday we had the shittiest turn out for 'Merican Football', there were like 12 active people playing. Seriously, there needs to be a movie made about our team man, there's so much drama. There's the injuries, people walking out of the team, then people leaving-then coming back. There's the drunkeness on busses, the
inspirational team talk, the triumphant moments. All we need is some race issue, like some opponent calling me a 'Nigger' then in the next play I whack him the fuck out. Haha Anyway, I'm still recovering from losing all my songs. My iTunes has random songs here and there, instead of organized lists.

What to do?? What to do??


Yeah, what the fuck? Jennifer Hudson's Vogue photoshoots, they always try to make Afro-American women look like Jigaboos straight from Serengeti wtf? Her mouth all open, and a wack pose, highlighting her collarbones so she appears to be 'thin'. Then the piano picture, she looks like a local 'Akara fryer', totally unattractive. Seriously, JHud is a very attractive woman, and these photographs do not do her justice one bit. Lawd Hammercy! it's a total farce. I'm glad she got the Vogue cover, but if these are the pics that they want to use, I'd rather she didn't get it. I mean, JHud is hott!! and someone that does not know her, and seeing her for the first time in Vogue would be like, "Who the hell is this?", damn, they want to turn Caviar into fish eggs, but no JHud is Caviar baby!

Anyway, enough of this, I'm chilling............ Peace out.

1 comment:

Adiba said...

haha..Julian I can realy see that you are bored the eff out..poor thing...Yeah I know...I am also pissed at them Vogue ppl...wtf ..that was like her worst photoshoot ever ..well you know cos all those ppl are white...have u seen the ESSENCE mag cover..now thats a gorgeous pic.anywayz ...Bee prolly got jealous..and those sportwear mag took pty on her .so sh did her cover too..lol..anywayz ...Benedictions