300

This is Sparta! King Leonadis triumphantly states before kicking this dude down the well. Yes yes y'all, the most anticipated movie of 2007 (apart from Dreamgirls) finally hit the cinemas. And yes it was staright from the cash machine to the cinema again (My Routine!) Anyway, what can I say, this movie is the shit! I mean its off the chain on so many levels! Slow-Motion sequences are breathtaking. Okay one 'pointless' sex scene but nothing too stupid (ain't like Halle Berry was in the movie or anything)So the action starts, blood, chopped off limbs, swords plunging into people, you got it all. Several Mutated humans gives it a Lord of the Ringsy feel. Oh Oh Oh, and the storyline is damn cool too.
Anyway, Iranians are pissed at Hollywood because it depicts the Persian King,Xerxes as an androgynous person, with piercings and Gold Speedos, giving off gay vibes. And yes, the Spartans wear only speedos, helmets and capes (and shields) so gay guys, or bisexuals or bi-curious guys (and straight girls) are gonna have a hard time watching 300 half naked men kill bad guys. For straigth guys to understand how a gay ro female would feel it is like watching three hundred Beyoncé's in revealing bikini's kill bad guys. It's bound to make one go "Wow!" for all the wrong reasons.
Anyway back to the movie. Drama? u got it. Comedy? U got it. Cool Ass Lines? U got it. Straight up kick ass moves? U got it. Boring moments? No, not present. This movie is so adrenaline filled, u come out wanting to kick someone in the chest while screaming, THIS IS SPARTA! And please don't get me started on the cinematography! thats futuristic. Yes I understand the Iranians feeling bad. (Its like depicting George Washington or William the Conqueror as a gay-ish person) thats not really good (nothing against Gays, but straight ppl dont like to be called gay) so yeah, all Persians are pissed (300 is banned in Iran btw) but me I feel bad for them, but I enjoy this movie. A perfect 10.

notice how homosexuality is predominant. Lol!
If u think gayness aint in Africa, check out the practice Amantanyula in South Africa. Lol, funniest shit!- they sleep with boys, but they are not homosexual.

Anyway...back to 300. Amazing movie, amazing performance from Gerard Butler. My advice, beg, steal or borrow....go watch this movie- NOW


Catch a Fire with Derek Luke is out as well. Damn, I'll go broke coz of Hollywood.