Murphy's Law...I think Murphy was actually here

"Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way"- Murphy's Law

First of all, who is this Mr. Murphy?

Today we had a game, an American football game, as we do on any given Sunday. Today was William Smith's last game. He's played our two last games and we have won both of them.
From the get-go, Murphy's Law kicked in
Murphy's Law 1- William's last game, and I forgot to bring my camera
Murphy's Law 2- Our new kit has not arrived so we are still wearing our red-jerseys (from our Sunderland Kings days)..unfortuneately since we played in orange jerseys (alternate kit) in our last game, some guys forgot to bring their red kit. So we had a team, but not enough jerseys.
Murphy's Law 3- Our replacement quarterback didn't show for the game.
Murphy's Law 4- The game began, our replacement of the replacement quarterback got tackled and broke his ribs
Murphy's Law 5- Ryan, a top lineman broke his ribs
Murphy's Law 6- The pitch was in a terrible state, unfit to run in, a muddy quagmire
Murphy's Law 7- We lost the game 30-0

Christmas is coming!